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		<title>Quackers: The Line Dancing Duck (U)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quackers: The Line Dancing Duck (U) Genre: All singing, all dancing, country music, cartoon caper After Daddy Duck (Owen Wilson) is killed by a savage fox (Neil Diamond), Mummy Duck (Anna Paquin) struggles to raise her seven ducklings, including the youngest &#8216;Quackers&#8217; (Taylor Swift) Quackers suggests that they enter the big line dancing contest, to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=failedscreenwriter.com&amp;blog=5759156&amp;post=1062&amp;subd=failedscreenwriter&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Genre: All singing, all dancing, country music, cartoon caper</p>
<p>After  Daddy Duck (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005562/" target="_blank">Owen Wilson</a>) is killed by a savage fox (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004871/" target="_blank">Neil Diamond</a>),  Mummy Duck (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001593/" target="_blank">Anna Paquin</a>) struggles to raise her seven ducklings,  including the youngest &#8216;Quackers&#8217; (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2357847/" target="_blank">Taylor Swift</a>)</p>
<p>Quackers  suggests that they enter the big line dancing contest, to be held at the  Grand Ole Opry, in one week (prize: $1000). So the family set off on  (webbed) foot to Nashville.</p>
<p>But along the way, disaster strikes,  Quackers (being the smallest) is unable to keep up and gets separated  from her family. Mummy Duck is distraught, but has to continue, for the  sake of the others.</p>
<p>Brave little Quackers is determined to catch  up and continues alone. Along the way she meets several new friends:<br />
Teets,  the pregnant Cow (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000573/" target="_blank">Dolly Parton</a>)<br />
Jumpy, the coke sniffing Rooster  (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1226421/" target="_blank">Jack White</a>)<br />
Scrotum O&#8217;Neil, the 200 year old Tortoise (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005164/" target="_blank">Lyle Lovett</a>)</p>
<p>Eventually,  she makes it to the contest, just in time for the dance off between the  final 2 teams: her family &amp; a pack of foxes led by the son of a gun  who killed her pappy!</p>
<p><em>Tagline</em>: Get y&#8217;all ducks in row</p>
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