The Perfect Nerder (R)
November 24, 2009
The Perfect Nerder (R)
Ed Butkins (Jon Heder) and Eric Van Euytven (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) are two certified geniuses and members of Mensa, with an obsession for television crime drama (CSI, Law & Order, etc).
Together, they comb through hours of their favourite shows, piecing together the ingredients for a perfect murder. Their target? Arch-nerd-rival and current president of the local Mensa group, Eugene Sawchuk, (Quentin Tarantino), known for having an IQ 2 points higher than their own.
Over time, Sawchuk catches wind of the scheme and decides to try to eliminate his two rivals by giving them a ‘dose of their own medicine’.
Final scene features an over-the-top Tarantino-esque massacre involving all three nerds, several bags of toenails, semen and random DNA samples, anthrax-laced soda pop and a booby-trapped elevator.
Possible Dialogue:
Crime scene investigator: What… in God’s name… happened here?
