Containment Contaminant (PG-13)
November 18, 2009
Containment Contaminant (PG-13)
Alternate Title: Compromised Immunity
Master of disguise
After a viral outbreak devastates Earth’s inhabitants, one island nation shuts itself off from the rest of the world.
Ruled by an evil queen (Dame Judi Dench) and her idiot son, the island’s inhabitants are kept under control with cheap and readily-available booze. In-breeding becomes the norm and outsiders are forbidden.
When virus-ridden, American boy-genius/master of disguise Skip Hipplemeyer (Haley Joel Osment) infiltrates the island to find his long lost mother (Nigella Lawson) – who happens to be Head of the Secret Police, things get a little interesting…
Possible Dialogue:
Skip (dressed up in a ridiculous prince costume and using an obviously fake accent): Mumsy… may I have a popsicl…err… I mean… ice lolly?
