Failed Screenwriter’s Notebook

Double Trouble (PG-13)

A promiscuous woman (Lindsey Lohan), impregnated by two different men at the same time (a situation which baffles the doctors), has to learn to cope with the two very different fathers (Arnold Schwarzenegger & Danny Devito).

Possible dialogue:

AS: Move ovah, you ahre hogging zee bed.

DD: Me? You’re twice the size of me, you big oaf!

LL: If you two don’t shut up, I’m throwing myself down the stairs! (cue laugh track)