Vampires of Atlantis (PG-13)
March 2, 2009
Vampires of Atlantis (PG-13)
Genre: Rubbish vampire movie that oddly makes a lot of money
The crew of a stricken German U-boat have to battle underwater vampires when their sub crashes to the seabed, disturbing the lost city of Atlantis (see www.crescent-hydropolis.com)
Skipper (Matt Dillon) enlists the help of his prisoners: British spy (Jessica Alba) & American GI (Djimon Hounsou) to help fend off the army of the undead, led by the Count & Countess Du Pompadour (Liam Neeson & Jessica Biel [in a wet vampire costume]).
The climax features sole survivors Hounsou and Alba gathering all the wood on board the sub to make a giant torpedo-sized stake, which they aim at the heart of the underwater city.
Possible dialogue:
Hounsou: “Fire one!………………….gotcha BLOODSUCKAAAAAAZ!!”
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July 27, 2011 at 9:21 pm
I seriously think that this one has a better plot than the vampire love stories we get bombarded in the big screen nowadays. I am Right, Edward?